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Water masturbation is a trick of masturbation used by women wherein she lets water fall or sprays water on her clit to pleasure herself. If you wanna try it make sure the temperature and pressure of the water is fine.
Britney: yesterday I fingered myself in the bathroom real good it was worth it!
Layla: Nah...I prefer water masturbation!
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An annoying Personal Watercraft ((PWC) Jet Ski, WaveRunner, Sea-Doo) that uses your wake at a too close proximity to the stern of your boat.
Get the potato gun, we have a swarm of water parasites at our stern.
This lake would be great if we didn't have to hear the whining engines of those water parasites.
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"Hey I'm really water hungry fatty can you get me some water?"
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A little hyper shit who moves constantly when trying to talk with him.
Amazingly, he is good to take along when you try to pick up chicks because they are confused into doing crazy things when he is around.
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A moment in your life where you’re focusing on yourself and nobody else. Water cleanses toxins and initiates a new glow.
Raymond: Bro, what’s your current relationship status
Malvin: Nah maboi, right now I’m drinking water.
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A slang term for urine/pee/piss/tinkle
I just dropped some dong water in the bathroom, let's roll!
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When one continues to comment on said joke after the jokes humor expired a while before
-trying to keep the joke alive, similarly to trying to keep a fish alive by watering it
some seem to possess higher strengths of this quality than others...
*Joke is made*
*Acceptable laughter is made*
*Laughter dies down*
One person: 'HAHAHAHAHA!!! And then he...AHAHAHAHA!!! And if you...AHAHAHHA! And then...ahhhhh, fun ti--'
Someone else: 'Shutup. Watering the fish man'
*Silence as remaining group try to gather mixed emotions on the situation and understand said person's unwanted ability to water the fish*
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