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The penis of a person who spends large amounts of money on mobile games.
Look, honey, if you want to borrow that platinum card of his you better get to like the taste of whale meat, you get me? And let him keep playing that superhero game.
Sub species of river roach, in the megawhore family. Just like a river roach, the river whale can be found floating on America's waterways in summertime, sleeping with anything with three legs. However, the river whale does not need an innertube or raft, as she is so morbidly obese as to act as her own buoy. May be found in bikini tops 4 sizes too small.
Datum, look at the water glistening off that river whale. Hope she doesn't run aground in the shallows!
A whale that had died and then turned into ghost which is now a Ghost Whale.
*whale documentary is playing. Then shows whales bones*
Girl: if the whales bones haven't been burned then doesn't that mean that they turned into ghost whales?
Other Girl: Wtf are Ghost whales?
Girl: whales that are ghost.. duh
Other girl: Gurl, stop it.
When a guy comes in the back if your throat and it shoots out your nose.
"Damn, I just milk whaled her."
"Let's milk whale."
"Hold on, I'm milk whaling them."
When a girl is so loose your penis feels like a tic tac thrown into a whales mouth.
I was smashing that puss or so i thought but it was really feeding the tic tac to the whale.
Riding a fat chick while eating cookies
Had a mean whale cookie session with Stacey lastnight