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Whilst receiving head the guy pulls out at the last moment and shoots his load in his partners eyes. This temporary blinding will cause the partner to close there eyes, groan and put there arms out in front of them feeling around giving the impression of being a Zombie.
A) “Your Mrs looks like she has sore eyes.”
B) “Yes, I gave her a zombie after she sucked me off in the gents toilet. Now she is a bit pissed off with me.”
A) “Sometimes love hurts. Pint?”
A coffee addict that can’t function without caffeine and looks like a zombie without it.
You know what just spend all your money on coffee you zombie.
1) when someone who previously ghosted you begins to talk to you again. Ergo, rises from the dead
2) people who reappear in your life after a long period of no contact
WOW, this guy had the audacity to ghost me three weeks ago and now he just texted me again. How dare he zombie me?
An undead people from MINECRAFT that wants to kill you
Dude 1: Yo don't look back
Dude 2: OMG run! ITS ZOMBIES
A dead, hungry cannibal that has forgot how to die.
This one zombie tried to bite me. So i shot him.
A person who is a bluff, or faked out on the event that was supposed to take place but either never joined in, or never showed up in the first place.
A person who has very strict parents and is never allowed to do anything with their lives until they become a certain age.
Alicia- I think i'll ask a Alexa to come to my party this weekend.
Greg- Dont bother, her parents wouldnt dare let her... She's such a zombie anyway.