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A complete and utterly terrible handjob. One that is simply not worth the time and honestly makes one wonder what the fuck is wrong with with the human being who's head is in your lap.
Brady came back Jones' house and told everyone that Liz gave him the Slack-Jack of the century and he'd rather stick his dick in a pinecone than experience that again.
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When you masturbate with your numb arm you are giving yourself a "Jack Stranger."
I'm horny and lonely.. I think tonight calls for a Jack Stranger!
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An awesome show originally released by Cartoon Network, but later released by the CN late night channel Adult Swim, it is about the young samurai, Jack and his quest of defeating the Evil Aku (the main antagonist) , (Spoilers!!) in the first episode he comes close to defeating Aku, but before he could he make the final blow Aku sent him into the future, where he terrorized the world and built robot armies to carry out his will. unlike most show the main bad guy does not have a one sided personality of straight up evil, as Aku is humorous as well. Samurai jack has been around since 2001, but just had it series finale this year (2017) because from 2005 to 2016 it was canceled by Cartoon Network and was finally picked up by adult swim somewhere between 2014 and 2017 where they made the show more for the adult age group. If you haven't seen Samurai Jack yet, I suggest you do
Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil.
But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me.
Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my evil is law.
Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.
Guy 1- Ever heard of Samurai Jack?
Guy 2- Yeah I heard of it but never watched it
Guy 1- Well you should its awesome
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Brown kids from Surrey who think they are gangsters that come from middle class/wealthy families they usually get a high fade and keep a goatee. You can find these Surrey jacks nowadays at Cabana, Taphouse and Cactus club. Surrey jacks love wearing their Gucci murses and driving their dads luxury vehicles. Some risky Surrey Jacks who take the gangster image too far start working dial-a-dope lines to look extra cool.
Person 1: Yo look at that Surrey Jack wearing his Gucci side Bag he thinks he’s nuts
Person 2: bro chill out that guys rowdy he works for tintu guys line
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harry styles lhh in escapade, used to be a personal consultant but hes now a photographer married to louis tomlinson (my sun literal ball of sunshine) with their dog George Harrison Tomlinson the First, otherwise known as Georgie. hes also the loml forever
"hey have you already read escapade by dolce_piccante?!"
"yeah!! its literally so good, its one of my favs for sure"
"whos ur favourite character then?"
"JACK MCQUEEN LOML OBVIOUSLY"
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Little round ass grape lookin ass that is skinny and plays his phone too much. He plays his phone when he is on vacation with his friends. He broke his femur and never recovered all legends die on the making. R.I.P Big daddy Burns calculator 2017-2018
Jack Burns is a skinny round head ass kid that likes men
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A disease where the afflicted individual falls hopelessly in love with another guy or girl. Symptoms can be split into first and second stage.
During the first stage, the victim becomes hopelessly obsessed. As of now, all observed first stage victims have reported a month of first stage Jack Syndrome; one extreme case reported several months. Other symptoms during first stage Jack Syndrome can include nonstop thinking about the individual, insomnia, and extraordinary increase in vitality and energy.
During the second stage, the victim's obsession over the individual decreases over time. Victims have reported experiencing second stage Jack Syndrome for anywhere between a few months to a few years. Other symptoms can include depression, increased addiction to an activity (studying, working out, playing video games, etc...), and periodic thoughts about the individual.
Greyson: I just can't stop thinking about her!
Maksi: What do you mean?
Greyson: I don't know... I haven't been sleeping cause I keep thinking about her, and I have all this energy! Yesterday, I ran 10 miles without stopping, even though I only ate breakfast.Y-y-you think something's wrong with me?
Maksi: Nah, you just have Jack Syndrome.
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