A person with penile and will curb stop any female in a 9 mile radius
A female walked past Luca so he curb-stomped her
Lucas is the kind of guy you could only dream of being friends with, he’s funny, charming and good at every sport you can think of. He might be a bit of a goofball but his personality and attractiveness will blow you away. If you ever meet a Lucas you sure don’t wanna miss the opportunity to get to know him.
Being friends with a Lucas is my lifes greatest achievement.
Crust crust crust crust crust. He’s the crustiest human being with extra crust on the side of his mouth. #crustiestboyever
“You know that boy Luca” “ yeah?” “He’s such a crust”
Luca is gay. When people see Luca down the street, they turn the other way. Luca likes to Jerk of to himself Jerking off. He's Penis is Tiny. He has no friends and can't talk to girls otherwise he will shit his pants
Ohhhhhh Fuck, I didn't know u were a Luca
Lucas is a guy who is bald and white. He is a big man in a truck for real.
He is a quite boy on the outside who seems to be a loner but when your friends with him you we’ll see he’s a dirty minded child. He will alway eat his bogeys and likes to play with slime. He’s an egg. And he so desperately wants a girlfriend
Bob: Have you seen Lucas?
He looks like he’s been picking his nose again.
Missy: Yes I watched him eat it when he was talking about his brothers nipples