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Term for a particular individual who likes to show off his talents of climbing trees and other objects to impress a certain girl
Boy #1 would you look at that! Monkey Sam!
Boy #2 ah yes, monkey see, monkey do...
Sam's Law
Sam's Law: the first person to say something offensive without actually being honest enough to say "GFU"
Dave violated Sam's law when When Elie Said "Go Fudge yourself and die David" and David responded, "Elie I respect your right to free speech."
The act of a homosexual defecating in a womans vagina so he can pretend shes a man
Seen a priest perform a SAM HARRIS on a young Nun last night and all the boys had gone home
Rubbing your pubic hair on your partner till you give them a burn.
Partner 1: Oh you rub that pubic hair all over me. (Pause) wait. ow, you just Dessert Sammed me you asshole!
Partner 2: You're lucky you didn't go down in flames.
While having butthole pleasures with a girl on her period you remove her tampon and swipe it across her upper lip.
During sex while aunt flo was visiting I administered The Yosemite Sam
Taking feshafide (shitty) underware and putting them on someones head while they are resting.
One night when I was wasted at a college party, after mak'n lov' to this skanky ho i gave her a uncle sam