The guy who thinks he is the the holy prophet of God but is not
Sam bateman is not the new Warren jeffs
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Member of the formerly decent Edmonton Oilers, liked only for his looks by girls and the odd freak with a man crush on him, his skills are overlooked thankfully, because it's hard to play the game with an IQ of 14.
girl- O M G did you seee the game yesterday
normal guy- ya it was awesome we finally won one
girl- NO O M G Sam GAGNE was playing hes sooo adorable
random gay kid- YA HE CAN BUTTER MY TOAST ANY DAY
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Term for a particular individual who likes to show off his talents of climbing trees and other objects to impress a certain girl
Boy #1 would you look at that! Monkey Sam!
Boy #2 ah yes, monkey see, monkey do...
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Sam's Law
Sam's Law: the first person to say something offensive without actually being honest enough to say "GFU"
Dave violated Sam's law when When Elie Said "Go Fudge yourself and die David" and David responded, "Elie I respect your right to free speech."
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The act of a homosexual defecating in a womans vagina so he can pretend shes a man
Seen a priest perform a SAM HARRIS on a young Nun last night and all the boys had gone home
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Rubbing your pubic hair on your partner till you give them a burn.
Partner 1: Oh you rub that pubic hair all over me. (Pause) wait. ow, you just Dessert Sammed me you asshole!
Partner 2: You're lucky you didn't go down in flames.
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n. (1) HUGE FAGGOT
(2) Worthless gimmick poster
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