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When you hogtie and cum inside your sister, dip pubic hair in it and then put it inside a humidifier.
Me: Yo, I did the Alabama Boiled Turkey, air was bussin.
You: What the fuck is wrong with you.
The child birthed from basting the turkey
That poor unfortunate tiny turkey jerky. His parents were basting the turkey
John: save the turkeys. LALA! (Which means: That girl has a fine booty over there
A phrase used to describe a vague injury, typically a pulled muscle.
I can't play coach, I pulled my turkey!
the noise that's made while deep throating a penis and licking the anus at the same time
"I was at a party last night and some slut gave me a Hungarian turkey gobbler she sounded like a chocking turkey"
To urinate
Hang on a second guys, I have to go run my turkey...
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that damm brown turkey bacon just pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket
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