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my wonderful husband, i love him so dearly and im very grateful. Anyone who has a robert should count themselves lucky ! he’s truly straight from heaven. he knows how to take care of their ladies and makes them feel very loved. Any one with a robert in their life regardless of if their your dad, brother, boyfriend, husband, fiancée, anything, you should tell him you love him and you’re grateful for him. :)
oh girllll, D married a Robert ! she’s so lucky
When you get told to do something, spend 1-4hrs doing it, only to find out that what you did was useless
When you’re told to line, tare every tote and weigh it up at the beginning of the night, only to find out that the tare and weighing was useless. You got Robert!
smart,funny,cute,nice,rude is some things that can explain him some times he can be nice then mean but he is and will always be kind and he always find a way to cheer some one up.
Robert is a nice person and you are luck to meet one .
Robert is the funniest person you’ll ever meet. He gathers more insane stories in a year than most people do in a lifetime. He’ll take you on adventures and then retell them in a way that makes you relive them. Despite all that, he’ll still be down-to-earth when he needs to. Don’t let Robert get away.
Person 1: Who keeps making monkey noises at 3AM?
Person 2: That’s Robert. Go ask him to tell you the Michigan story.
A nigga who stole my juul he should be killed that faggot loving nigger
this is a persons name in my class, who smells bad yet he says he showers everyday-more like every year- and he is a furry. he said that i own him, he is supposed to be a cat called sprinkles but i renamed him to mr hammy. he is disgusting, he crawls around the playground on all fours. please help me, he calls me his ''momma''.
robert: hello momma!
me: fuck off ya fat furry shit! go get that stick and choke on it and die.