Code Three

Code 3 are a series of hospital codes that basically mean “other specified emergency.” The exact codes vary by hospital but they most commonly include:

- anesthesia: surgery fuck up
- IV therapy: emergency meds needed
- stroke activation team: self explanatory

- blood bank: self explanatory

- EKG: cardiac arrhythmia emergency

- echo: other cardiac emergency

- laboratory: emergency diagnostics
- House nurse: CPR team on standby
- Star: severe injury acquired in the hospital

Me : *going into surgery* “Damn I’m real nervous.”

Nurse: “well don’t be, surgical mistakes are almost unheard of in this hospital.”

Intercom: “code three, anesthesia.”

Me: “well fuck.”

code cuck

A person who is actively in the process of being sabotaged by his own code.

Damn, I can't get these drivers installed on Lenovo, I'm getting totally code cucked right now

Bro code nr: 17

Bro code nr:17: you may not ruin a relationship chance for one of your boys

-did you do what everyone has told me?

-what do you mean ?

-you broke Bro code nr: 17 from the bro code

School Dress Code

The worst addition to girls at schools.

Girl 1:I hate school dress codes.
Girl 2:I know right?
Guy:What are you guys talking about?

Seinfeld coded

the straight man, a figure who is "able to observe the chaos around him but not always be a part of it."

Have you seen Jerry? yeah hes totally Seinfeld coded

dick code

The combination to a penis maneuver in sexual conflict

She wanted the dick code tho

Webb Coding

Webb Coding is when you push untested newly developed code and start coding the next update before patching the former one.

"Damn Matt, I didn't realize you were so into Webb Coding."