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The act of performing oral sex on a shemale while fondling their breasts.
Accidentally went home with a shemale the other night. She whipped out a pecker, so I gave her the ol bearded bagpipe and we had a great time.
When a chicks pussy is so unshaven, that the bush flows through to the taint area. Resembling a yaks beard
"She wanted to 69 but her yaks beard kept tickling my nose"
when you eat pussy be your beard turn your beard hair ginger from doing certain adult activities !
Bob: Hey man your beard is ginger, omg!
Jonathan: Yooo bro ik just ate some pussy the ginger beard is on !
Bob: Woah! you ate pussy n it turned ginger, you got a ginger beard!
A vagina that’s out of this world.
Bro, Sherri has a bearded space clam!
Much like the chin strap beard, the cheek strap is trimmed up to the jaw line. The cheek strap however, covers the cheeks as a normal beard would.
Usually sported by a lad who's confused about how to accomplish a lumberjack style beard.
If Spence would trim that cheek strap beard at the neck line, he wouldn't look like such a muppet.
To tell someone off over something pointless or ridiculous. Used when your friend is rambling about something that isn’t even your business and you just have to get him to shut the fuck up.
Ron: Yo bro! I talked to that Adrianna girl in school today. She’ll be my prom date! Isn’t this so ex-
Peter: Shave your beard, Ron.
Ron: What?
Peter: I said shave your beard Ron!
Pubic hair.
Inspired by the nickname given to Australia as the “Land Down Under,” the fact that the Australian outback is also referred to as “the Bush.”
She had a hard time locating his penis in his untamed Australian beard.