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the act of letting or pressuring a male have sex, (oral, vaginal, or anal) with a female.
"so if i take you ridin, you gonna let me beat?"
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a loser father who is almost never around, flaky, and breaks promises, usually made to his kids.
dad: hey, jimmy :) how would you like a tree house in the yard for your next birthday? i promise i'll build it for you. it'll be loads of fun!
lil jimmy: oh boy! i would love that! ur the bestest.
....next b-day: dad doesn't even show up cuz he's busy with his hooker friend...
lil jimmy: MOMMY! Daddy didn't come! WHY? *sniff*
mom: of course not. he's a dead beat dad.
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Yo dizzle im goin to homegirls house, i am going to beat up the guts , after she wont be able to walk.. hoooootie whoooooo
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beating of ones meat by one also known as jacking off
nick h: hey rossi what r u doing when u get home
rossi: i'm going to beat my meat while wacthing xxx
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At the Movie theater, Your girlfriend cuts a hole in the bottom off the bucket of popcorn and places his penis threw the hole. She then sticks her hand in the popcorn and gives him a handjob...
Dude my girlfriend was cray at the movies and gave me a butter beat off.
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Ask an unsuspecting victim if they have seen a 'beating cat's heart', followed by exposing one's testicles and pumping in and out of one's fist to mimic a beating heart.
Jeffrey: Hey William! Have you ever seen a Beating Cat's Heart?
William: I don't believe I have Jeffrey, please enlighten me!
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Forget about Beat a Furry day, month, year, decade, AND century, it's all about Beat A Furry MILLENIUM. 2021-3021, you can beat as many furries as you want, without consequence! Good luck fellow comrades!
Frank: Oh jesus Bob, it's Beat a Furry Millennium, you know what I have to do. *Grabs Baseball Bat*
Bob: NO PLEASE FRANK DON'T HURT ME
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