for a good time call

Precedes a phone-sex number, typically in a public restroom. Losers on the toilet pay to hear dumb women talk about sex, which spares us the pain of hearing them talk about anything else. It's a tag-line for, well, a tag-line.

Sia's single Chandlier says "I'm the one for a good time call".

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Do Not Call List

(n) a hypothetical list of people that no one in a certain group would ever intentionally call

Apparently, I accidentally signed up for the female Do Not Call List years ago, and that's why I have nothing better to do than sit on my ass posting Urban Dictionary entries.

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call a spade a spade

to expose somebody 4 wat dey are when every one else is too scared to.

"And I'm sorry Miss Rosie Perez I call a spade a spade, it just is what it is"- Jay-Z Blueprint 2

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Called a lid for the day

When you go crawl in bed and pretend you don't have dementia.

Joe Biden is being racist and can't remember what year it is today so he called a lid for the day.

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your mom called

A variation of the "Mother Insult" type of joke/taunt. My friends and I use this as playful banter.

Person A: Hey, your mom called.
Person B: Yeah?
Person A: Yeah, she wants to know if she can borrow some batteries for her vibrator. (Or something equally disturbing)

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call me someday

What you tell someone when you have no intention of calling them back

I had fun tonight. You should give me a call sometime!

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call me on tuesday

never ever call me

Boy: Your pretty, can we go out on a date?
Girl: Call me on Tuesday.

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