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A festive present for your significant other usually given in December.
This is best prepared with the help of others but can be completed by oneself:
Fill a wide mouthed fish bowl half way with semen. When it comes time to share presents be sure to open yours first. Ask her to close her eyes while you retrieve her present. Stand behind your significant other and ask her to open her eyes as you promptly place the fish bowl over her head and shake her like a snow globe while you state in a jolly voice "Enjoy your Snowy Christmas little girl!" Be sure to grab your present before you snap a picture and bolt out the door.
EXTRA Snowy Christmas:
Same concept but with a larger fish bowl filled to the rim.
Man: Hey babe, would you like to have a Snowy Christmas this year?
Woman: It wouldn't be Christmas without one!
Man: Alright, I'll call some guys to help give you one. Maybe even an Extra Snowy Christmas.*snicker*
Woman: ...?
Celebrating Christmas under government restrictions. This also implies that the government is making the people poor so Christmas is not as fun. This can also include other holidays, commonly interchangeable with the desired holiday or occasion or simply used to refer to the Winter season.
Gee. I hope our kids never have to go through another Government Christmas next year. Damn, we broke.
the before christmas eve thread is a 4chan thread/post on the board /g/ where the moderators of 4chan played around with their powers and impressed the anons
many have speculated that the person behind the thread was moot, the creator of the site
anon1: bro did you see the before christmas eve thread?
anon2: yeah and it was really cool!
That one christmas tree that just has something off. It would be perfect to cut down and bring home if it werent for the fact that one side is disproportional, its bent at the bottom, smells weird, etc. Also applicable to people.
This tree is perfect!
It leans to the left.
Oh its an Awkward Christmas tree
A family member, who’s only benefit in your life is to give you Christmas presents, especially in your youth.
Uncle Jerry wasn’t really around, he was really a Christmas Present Relative
The act of ejaculating into the palm of one’s own hand and then slapping the top of somebody else’s head.
“Jack gave me a Cambodian Christmas two days ago and I’m still washing jizz out of my hair.”
Spunking over a solid poo.
Poo = pudding
Spunk = icing on top
Example: Steve, did you just go for a Christmas pudding?