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1. A carmalized popcorn treat
2. Utter bullshit
3. A penis that makes popping noises
George W. Bush = poppy cock
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The ultimate cock blocker. Often says thing to women like "yo this guy's no good, he's a player."
Fuck that guy bro, he's the cock goalie
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Also, a cream-based condiment similar to mustard. It is often used to compliment light wines and seafood. It makes a great facial moisturizer (when used with cucumbers).
I slathered her clam with my cock-tard.
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A girl or woman dressed and/or with makeup applied in such a way as to be a sexual lure to men.
The first thing Bonnie did when entering the bar was to change into a shorter skirt and remove her bra in the ladies' room. She completed her transformation by letting down her hair and applying more lipstick to emphasize her mouth.
After she put her more modest skirt and her bra in the trunk, when she was returning to take her seat alone at the bar, she felt the men's eyes on her. So many men's eyes, caressing her and undressing her, stripping her naked. Almost immediately the bartender placed a drink in front of her. "From that gentleman over there," he told her.
She took a sip, looked at the man and smiled. For a brief moment she thought about her husband at home with the kids, about the argument they'd had about her going out. Cock bait is what he'd called her, even before she'd left home. "If he thought I was cock bait then," she thought defiantly, "he should see me now."
The handsome young man who had bought her the drink was already moving around the bar, in her direction. Yes he had eyes like that, he was looking at her with bold probing eyes like the others. She gave a shiver of anticipation, allowing herself to imagine where the night might lead, how it might end. She knew she'd be drunk by then; she knew how she got when she was drunk. "I'm cock bait," she thought. "Yes."
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A male bartender with a poor attitude and looking to stop the party. The attitude is usually due in part to the guy being a total douche. They all come from the same background, nerds for their whole youth and now hold a position of power over "the cool kids" at the bar by having the authority to "cut you off" or "put you on hold". They are easy to identify...
spray on tans, shirts that are too small and frosted tips.
The female version is known as bar vag.
Me and my friends went out for some drinks last night. We were having a killer time until the bar cock cut us off. We still had a good time and some good laughs at his expense and hit another bar. I guess he didn't like being called a bar cock.
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When You're divining someone and you destroy them so hard that its almost as if you slammed them across the head with your cock and knocked them the fuck out.
Dunamis: Shankers you're absolute ass im going to cock slam you so hard.
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