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Fuck a girl so hard she can't talk anymore
"That chick wouldn't shut the fuck up, so I had to fuck out her voicebox"
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When a woman is masturbating and you jump in a blow your load on her face. Also known as the Joyner Jerk.
Go Join her jerk....Oh, OOh, OOHH, OOOOHHHH.....damn in my eye?.....
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A girl who is ugly everywhere but her face. Extremely anorexic and unable to fit into most clothes, this But Her Face (Butterface) has a beautiful face with pronounced cheekbones and jaw because of her bony-ness. She has no boobs, flat ass, and no waist (because of her stick thin figure.... tiny hips, tiny chest).
The opposite of the above mentioned girl. An otherwise curvy and gorgeous girl who has a facial skin problem or was born with less than ideal facial features. She is gorgeous everywhere but her face.
1.That butterface ,But Her Face can fit into size 0 but even that size seems too large for her ugly anorexic body, all her clothes look like potato sacks they just drape over her shapelessly! At least her face is still pretty.
2. This butterface (But Her Face) fatty has quite an impressive cleavage, but her skin is so oily that her face is full of zits!
3. What a But Her Face (Butterface) !
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The art and process of being somewhere at some point in time, and showing her your dick.
Bro: So I was at Wal-Mart, picketing bro. You know, for the environment? And this bitch walked up and I showed her my dick.
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A girl you can bring home to your mom. She's responsible, reliable and has outstanding moral fiber. She is intelligent, witty, and has class. She abides by social norms, and does not deviate. She's beautiful but never cheap or tawdry. She has domestic skills, and is never self absorbed. She has confidence, and no known mental illnesses as evidenced by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. She doesn't have tattoos, eccentric piercings, or fake appendages (hair, nails, eyelashes).
Jimmy: JV, what happened with that girl you told me about last week? Is she a "bring her home to mom"?
JV: Nah, bro, she's like a Gatorade I smashed on the floor and tried to sell, she had an orange tan, daddy issues, wouldn't stay off the phone, and I'm pretty sure she got with 2 of my boys this week. She's a homie smasher.
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a word that may be interpetrated incorrectly... it means: this bitch needs a coconut in her arm! coined by the CUTEST Amy Santiago.
Amy: This B needs a C in her A!
Jake: *GASP*
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Used to describe the 'job' of a woman who leaves all the breadwinning to her partner, so instead has 'occupation' of sitting home and enjoying the comfort of doing nothing. The term derives from what women apparently love doing best as their pastime.
"He goes out and works his butt off while she sits at home, painting her nails"
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