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The night before Valentines day when you take out the person you're sleeping with behind your husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend's back see jump off. Because you can't take them out on Valentine's Day, so you have to take them out the night before. Jump-off night activities include renting a hotel room by the hour and buying your Boo slutty crotch-less panties.
My boyfriend refused to take me out for Valentine's Day. When I badgered him for a month straight about why he finally confessed that him and wife of five years have had long-standing plans on Valentines Day at their favorite restaurant and he could only take me out the night before. That's when I realized that not only that I was his jump-off night lay.
When a girl cuts off your foreskin, and uses it as a jump rope.
Me and Melanie did sump fore jumps to set the mood.
where you go to the beach, wheel a bunch of girls..
take them back to your cottage.
and do.. yeah.
and then do the same thing the next day.
yeah, we went cottage jumping this summer.
a sentance with every letter in the english lexicon typically used to test typewritters or keyboards to test if all letters work
Customer: "my keyboard doesnt work"
technician:the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
technician: you lied
A phrase that makes losing a game of hangman impossible when playing with one guesser. This is due to the usage of every letter in the English alphabet.
Person 1: Hey, you up for a game of Hangman?
Person 2: Definitely!
Person 1: Ok, the category is...
Person 2: seriously? You’re mistaking Hangman with Wheel of Fortune. No hints.
Person 1: Fine. It’s not like you can possibly lose anyway.
Person 2: I hate you. It’s “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog,” isn’t it?
Person 1: How...?
Person 2: I’m a computer geek. I use it to make sure my keyboard is working because it contains every letter of the alphabet. And the only thing that makes it impossible to lose at hangman is if you have a phrase that has 18 letters out of the 26 in the alphabet in the least. Eliminating mistakes completely is a low blow.
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A sentence that contains every letter of the alphabet, also called a pangram
Let’s see what each letter of “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” looks like with every font that’s installed on my Windows PC.
A pangram sentence meaning a sentence that contains every letter of the alphabet.
There literally isn't one, neither Billy Bob or Mary Beth can use it in a sentence. Although I have to include so, The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. I apologize.