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left-handed can opener

When one gives a hand job with one's non-dominant hand.

I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.

by BillyCostigan January 25, 2021


Check the Left

(phrase) To look at the left hand of a person of interest or a person seemingly interested in you to assess if a wedding/engagement ring is present for information gathering. Hopefully this information will influence a person's decision, but in the situation it doesn't at least one has an idea what they are getting into.

A, "Dude she's super hot, why don't you go for it?"
B, "Bro, check the left, that rock is huge."
A, "So, she totally wants to take you home!!!"
B, "Tonight I think I'm gonna do the right thing and say no."
B, "btw, I've been down that road and it blows goat nuts."

by aAWwjoirewjnfoirwaaAtotheJ September 23, 2017


My left toe

Period queen

My left toe tastes weird

by Yikesthatsbad October 17, 2020


Left on deleted

When messaging someone, specifically snapchat but also applying to other social media platforms such as Instagram, this is the act of replying to their message, then deleting your reply and not replying anything else, leaving them with nothing other than a notification saying that a message has been deleted. A similar effect to leaving someone on read, but to a stronger extent.

Person one: “Damn man, how’s texting that girl going?”
Person two: “Shes not into me, I got left on deleted

by Olympicasseater69 January 12, 2020


Austin left

1. Making a left across oncoming traffic as soon as the light turns green. 2. Being more liberal than other people in Austin.

There was a lot of traffic and I was in a hurry, so I made an Austin left, terrifying my passengers.

by eatxgentrifier September 24, 2017


Memories follow me left and right

song left and right by Charlie Puth

Person 1 : I know you came to write zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop.
Person 2 : No i came to see Memories follow me left and right

by sussybaka7769 March 5, 2023


Left the Side Door Open

When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.

I wasn't feeling frisky but I left the side door open just in case.

by All Bets Hedged January 6, 2021