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Math

A subject known to put students in symptoms such as heavy eyes, nausea and more. This is why math is math. Mental Abuse To Humans or Mental Asylum To Hell.

Doctor: Your son is sick
Mom: Why?
Doctor: He got off a Math class.

by GrayController November 10, 2019


Math

Math is a thing that you use as part of your daily basis and life.

Teacher: "Say math in French, kids"
Student: "Yo, sensei, it's les maths"
Nerd: "But sensei is not French, it's Japanese"
Teacher: "You both have a detention for not saying languages properly"
Math Teacher: "You are fired! Maths is Maths! LES MATHS!!"

by BrightDefinitions June 14, 2022


Maths

The incorrect British spelling of “Math,” where they add a plural to the end and try to justify it as a contraction

Steve, I just finished all my maths.
It’s a contraction of mathematics, Steve. Pronounce it correctly like me.

Steve later told him to go eat a dick

by Osaka-ramen chan November 5, 2021


Maths

The incorrect British spelling of “Math,” where they add a plural to the end and try to justify it as a contraction

Steve, I just finished all my maths.
It’s a contraction of mathematics, Steve. Pronounce it correctly like me.

Steve later told him to go eat a dick

by Osaka-ramen chan November 5, 2021


Math

A subject that makes you want to commit suicide.

My friend Bob is now dead because I think he did too much math.

by MileHighBronco/MathHater May 13, 2020


MATH

The worst thing in history. Like who would want to sit and add numbers for there life

I Hate MATH

by ejhgoferjqgo;vrjoqwgvjoq3r; January 27, 2020


math

math is hands down the worst subject ever and sucks i suck at math and i rather be doing something other than math-Derek Ortega

math is hard and bad

by Derek Angel Ortega ur boiii March 27, 2018