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mom: hi, son!
son: *blasting penis music*
mom: you were a mistake
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When you grab your partners hair during the sex act and clamp it between their ass cheeks to play cello.
"Why dont you like string Instruments?"
"My boyrfiend did The musically Rodrigez too often"
Music that is written by the name claiming it as their own; Local singer/songwriter and artist from Kansas with intent to bring respect to the art behind what is truly music
He made suede music in his mom's garage.
Lacklustre jazz /funk music with no middle, beginning or end. Often played in elevators.
" Matthew and Tristian were sitting on the floor barefoot snacking on vegan bacon crisps listening to tree music"
When someone plays music to the very end of the song and then in the last 10 seconds, changes to a new song. This may continue multiple times and result in instant satisfaction when one finally finishes.
"Dude stop music edging me, let this one fucking play!"
Similarly to sexual fantasies, a musical fantasy is when one imagines themselves playing music in amazing situations (such as your own epic saxophone solo, perfect harmony, or an awesome cover of that one song).
I had a musical fantasy about my own band last night, but I know it'll never happen because I'm too shy.
A Great Music Store in Pennsylvania, and Maryland. If You're ever in PA or MD You Should Check em Out
Guy 1: Look at this bass from Menchey Musics! Should I Get It?
Guy 2: Ew Bassist