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The act of putting your cell phone on vibrate and shoving it into a girls ass, calling it, and before it reaches voicemail she forces it out on your face
Dude I was with this girl and she gave the best Alabama pocket dial it only got to two rings
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Violently penetrating your mother and sister as they wail like chimps
"Dude last night me and my family gathered around the fireplace for a little Alabama Monkey Style."
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When you're fucking your pregnant sister and the baby inadvertently gives you a footjob.
Cletus, Cletus, Cletus... I wouldn't have cummed in you last night if it hadn't been for the Alabama Baby Steps.
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Sexual act in which while fucking someone doggy style you grab their arms and steer them out the front door and bang their head on the broken stove in the front yard.
See also: admiral
Uncle daddy was fucking me from behind last night and gave me the ole Alabama Dinner Special.
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When the balls and taint are cupped and gentle pressure with the finger nails is applied causing intense pleasure for the receiver!! Tha Alabama basket weave
Alabama basket weave is best enjoyed when Longer finger nails are used, when applying the weave the pain is pleasure
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A North Georgia Sludge/Doom/Stoner Metal Band.
Founded by Chris "Weezer" Lamb in 2008. At this point, the band consists of 4 members. Guitarist, vocalist, bassist, and lyricist Weezer Lamb and drummer, vocalist, and lyricist Jerry Wooldridge, Guitarist Jeff Chastain, and Bassist Bryce "Brainchild" Simpson. They now have 2 albums out.
They sound like Down, Electric Wizard, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Pantera, and Crowbar.
Guy: "Did you check out Alabama Church Fire's new Green Album on Bandcamp?"
Girl: "Who the heck is Alabama Church Fire?"
Guy: "Get out."
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When you shove at least 11 carrots up a woman’s asshole and then eat them all out of her ass.
Hey, have you and your wife tried an Alabama Spring Roll yet?
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