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When one ejaculates a tremendous amount of semen onto one's face, and allows said semen to flow down like an avalanche.
*Midst of having sex*
Justina: "Make sure you cum in your hand hunny, I don't want that shit on me."
Erich: "Remember that skiing trip you always wanted hunny? Well I'm about to take you to yogurt mountain!"
*Splat*
high mountain middle school is hell. no one who’s ever went there is proud to say it. where 5th graders get caught for vaping. this school is filled with stuck up little bitches who no one likes. high mountain middle school sucks. except everyone’s favorite teacher. 99.9% of the students are white. high mountain sucks
she went to high mountain middle school? ew.
Prior to going clubbing you shove at minimum four ice cubes up your ass in order to stay cool while dancing.
Tom was able to dance for hours and hours on New Year's eve because he pulled off a successful rocky mountain Tumbler.
When you farmer your nose into her lady parts for lube
There was no KY jelly available but Rocky Mountain snot box and we were good to go.
v., Fucking mountains; to have sex while being under the influence of MDMA (ecstasy) and/or cocaine.
Francis: HOOOLLLYYY SHHHHIIIIT, last night I was at that rave and I fucked this girl. It felt like moutains. It felt like mountains!!
Tyna: Dude, you fucked mountains?
Casie: I was there too... I wanted to fuck mountains..
Tyna: Dude..
When you sit backwards on the toilet and take a ginormous shit
I just took my lunch break and left a huge Turkey mountain.
Mountain View High School, a school for ugly, nasty smelling druggies, the students in this school openly accept rapists and are often acting “ghetto” when really they live in uptight suburban neighborhoods. This school has very low diversity, yet 3/4 of the white male population here preaches the n word while taking a hit off a juul.
rando: “You go to Mountain View High School?”
student: “Yeah dude, it sucks total ass!”