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A school that has only been open for a year and has no bathroom stall doors. It also features a shit ton of rednecks, baseball players who’ll call you an f slur, and a theater teacher who will talk shit about you to other students.
I got railed in a doorless handicapped stall at Green Hill High School by that guy who’s giving out shrooms.
Forest Hills High school is a place for stoopid fucks. The school is over crowded with Thots and Fukboys. Over 4,600 Hoes and Fuckboys in that old ass rundown building. The teachers are stoopid as fuck, and they flirt with students parents. The bathroom are known for juul-ing and hot boxing, the second floor bathroom is always closed and the door on the first floor is broken and this cheap ass school can’t fix it. There are always fight with Russians and blacks and Hispanics. Outside across the street 1st and 2nd period there are alway potheads standing there smoking. This school is really bad everyone cuts class. The principal goes around the school in a unicycle, his dumb ass hope he falls. Do not come to this school if you want a future.
Aye u know that bumm ass school Forest Hills High School ?
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Broke-Back-Hill is deprived of both Bellmont Hill, and the newest Hollywood blockbuster movie about gay cowboys, Broke Back Mountain.
I go to Broke-Back-Hill and I like cowboys.
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A school where kids are either competitive as fuck or do not give a shit. some kids take 7 AP's a year while some take none. All of the teachers are insane and have some weird thing about them. Kids skip all the time and do drugs at school. You don't eat sitting down in the cafeteria, but instead everyone eats standing in a hallway called the arcade. The school is in a bad neighborhood and is very diverse. Most of the students at this school are smart but procrastinate on everything, don't get sleep, party and do drugs on the weekend, but still end up doing well and going to superior universities due to their natural intelligence. Not that much school spirit, everyone is very independent and at sports games kids just go outside and do drugs. Ya drugs are big there.
Dude, do u go to walnut hills high school? You must do drugs and know a lot of black people.
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Hell on Earth, located in Mission Viejo, CA.
Part of the Saddleback Valley Unified School District (SVUSD).
Ruled by unjust forces of darkness that delight in and should be convicted for:
1. Oppressing the masses by means of a demonic propaganda machine known as the THHS ASB aka Anorexic Skank Brigade.
2. Running over hapless people with golf carts when they aren't looking.
3. Forcing hundreds of innocents to write letters to a single Marine that nobody even knows for no fuggin' reason whatsoever.
4. Mangling the English language (It's called a computer, not a confuser, dammit, you weak technologically illiterate fossil.)
5. Saying the Spanish words "papel" and "libros" over 27 times in a row.
6. Insulting the intelligence of the few that have it.
7. Hiding in dark corners throwing AIDS-infected syringes at unsuspecting passersby.
8. Buying shoddy Macintoshes of many aeons past.
9. Replacing the above with shoddy Macintoshes of slightly fewer aeons past.
10. Devising amazingly inefficient, stupid, backwards, and plain boring curricula.
11. Allowing racism to rear its ugly amalgamation of head and ass.
12. Sacrificing tender young infants at midnight under the full moon to ancient evil gods that desire nothing more than to bring agony and slaughter to our world.
13. Playing horrible and excessively loud music during snack time for the singular purpose of inducing mass stupor and brain damage.
14. Creating useless daily video announcements hosted by even more useless primates.
15. Forcing physical education on its undeserving subjects, which happens to be futile as the fat, slow, or unenthusiastic merely become even more fat, slow, or unenthusiastic.
16. Not being able to make a website that doesn't suck.
17. Retaining ringworm-infested wrestling mats used by ringworm-infested dipshits that should've been incinerated long ago to prevent contagion.
18. Sending out top officials of aforementioned Anorexic Skank Brigade to survey people who do not want to be surveyed when up to 2732 other people could have been surveyed instead.
19. Having an excuse for an Alma Mater worthy of being declared Shittiest Attempt At Poetry of the Geological Era.
20. Countless other heinous sins and transgressions against fundamental human rights.
The only thing Trabuco Hills High School needs is a front gate built of corpses with the words carved into it: "Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here."
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Sam Hill is a woman beater, a nonce and a waste of sperm all added together. What type of sperm was his father producing because it must've been fucking mutated. Sam Hill is not fit for this planet hence why they refer him to Hell. F*** you Sam Hill!
Woman: Sam Hill has been beating me again, look.
Man: Grab the pliers, we'll go castrate the bitch.
Woman: Yee.
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A selective co-ed school in NSW, Australia. Filled to the brim with dorks, pansies and women's blouses. For the smart minority of Wollongong. Also known to be home to 90% of the region's hipster population. Those alternative bastards.
Oh, he goes to Smith's Hill High School? LET'S GET HIM!
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