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A chromosomal abnormality. Typically, affected cells have one y and two x chromosomes (contrast the y and x of cells in a normal male). People with this non-disorder often exhibit vaguely sinister androgyny and an independent and empirical worldview unrestrained by popular gender expectations.
That tall angry guy with the hourglass figure has Klinefelter Syndrome. He's sterile. He diverts his creative instincts toward art, vigilantee suicide missions, and hormonal spazzing. Don't fuck with him, he's wild.
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A condition in which the afflicted willingly ejaculates unprotected into the vagina of a mother of whom the afflicted’s close associates greatly disapprove of, for the purpose of conceiving a child in order to force the associates from continuing to voice their disapproval of the afflicted’s and mother’s relationship.
Eric’s girlfriend was lame, but after his Ede Syndrome went full course, there was nothing we could say.
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The ability to be charming and smooth with a large vocabulary while typing, yet stumble over one's own words while speaking in real life.
(Online)
Neckbeard Syndrome Sufferer: Yes, she's an excellent actress. I enjoyed her in (movie), her role was well-played.
(Real Life)
Neckbeard Syndrome Sufferer: Yeah, she's, uh.. I liked that movie where she played as the chick with the hat.
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A Syndrome where all the males of a group believe that a female (in said group), is far more desirable than she really is. The defining characteristic of this syndrome is that all the rest of the females (either being crazy or unattractive), make this particular female appear desirable. Alice Syndome specifically occurs in small groups where there is no outside competition from females. Alice syndrome is quite common and effects all clicks equally.
Friend 1: Don't you think Vanessa is hot?!
Friend 2: Hell yeah! She is so freaking hot! What do you think?
Friend 3: I think Vanessa is hotter than Katie, but Vanessa isn't that hot. You guys must have Alice Syndrome or something...
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The unnatural clumsyness of ones self in the presence of others
Dude that chicks got total bella syndrome she cant stand muchless walk
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The acts that pertain to a wide variety of douchiness that include (but are not limited to)-"reppin" the west coast and convincing yourself you are THE west coast (although you live in the middle of the southwest), attacking civics with shovels (because bats are so overrated), the constant band-wagoning of one of the following-LA Lakers, NY Yankees, or any other "hip team," treating girls more worse than how Ron Artest treats Detroit Piston fans, liking Wiz Khalifa because you heard it on the pop radio station and desperately want to start a conversation with someone since everybody you come into contact with automatically thinks you're a tool, indirectly advocating the need to get your ass beaten, hanging out with T-Town youngins..mainly in the Oro Valley area since nobody over the age of 15 can automatically sense your tooltastic ideals, posing on top of cop cars (since you may be too pu$$y to do it while the cop is watching and your Myspace needs a new profile pic), the changing of ones religious views/heritage on a weekly basis, or the self convincing attitude that "a jail can't handle me" when in reality, your immaturity would be bent over your bunk and given a ride by various members of the Mexican Mafia, Cartels, and MS13.
That brosef has got Tucson Syndrome (TS) pretty bad. That's his third Natty and he's already yielding that shovel. Quick! Someone play some Black & Yellow to calm him down so we won't miss any of the LA game.
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A term used to describe a person who looks completely unrecognizable when they take off or put on glasses.
Dude 1: *waves to a guy in the hall
Dude 2: Hey who's that?
Dude 1: Oh, that's George.
Dude 2: Really? I couldn't recognize him without his glasses.
Dude 1: Yeah, he's got superman syndrome
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