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When life comes to a halt and asks you one question...What do you know about history? The British are coming, Obviously there was the first and the fifth president, Johnny Depp has several islands, some painter guy was gay, A.D. means after death, B.C. means before Christ, and A.C.D.C. I still have no idea what that means, my previous history teacher should have been fired for cussing, Hawaiians believed in spirits, destiny child broke up, and I love that documentary with that one chocolate factory and that kid ummm yeah Charlie.
O MA GOD IT'S THE HISTORY PRE-TEST. MY COMEDIC TALENT IS AT USE BECAUSE THIS TEST HAS NO AFFECT ON MY GRADE.
TEACHER: HON I HOPE YOU TAKE THIS HISTORY PRE-TEST MORE SERIOUSLY TOWARDS FINALS, BUT FOR NOW MAKE ME LAUGH.
WHO IS THE BEST HISTORY TEACHER IN THE WORLD MRS. G
Name of an alcoholic drink that combines vodka (usually inexpensive) with Mountain Dew. Usually made out of a lack of other mixers left in the fridge.
Dude, were out of orange juice. Want to just make a couple of piss tests? I won't tell anyone.
The struggle a man has urinating into the toilet while having an erection.
Bro, I woke up with morning wood and had to pee, I had to take a Piss test.
When someone says something completely out of left field to a stranger, and based on their reaction, decides if it was a test or not.
Schrödinger's Test Guy: *insert offensive or ridiculous thing*
Guy: "What the fuck???"
Schrödinger's Test Guy: That was a test, and you just failed.
<script>alert("TEST");</script>
<script>alert("TEST");</script>
Examinations and analyses of spilled/leftover Cheerios and cornflakes to determine what your diet is and its effects on your overall well-being.
Da doctors tried to run cerealogical tests on me, but seeing as how I usually "eat healthy" instead of voraciously chowing down on Fruit Loops or Peanut Butter Crunch, there wasn't much they could determine from a few scattered grains of brown rice and plain rolled-oats flakes.
A test used to figure out if you are a homosexual.
So John, it looks like you didn’t pass the Bechdel Test. I think you should let your wife and kids know.
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