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The craft of watching an entire series in a shortened amount of time. Why watch your favorite show one episode at a time when you have the ability to practice the Art of Netflixing and never feel the suspense of a cliff hanger? Until the finale, of course.
"Have you seen Orange is the New Black?"
"YES! I totally practiced the Art of Netflixing and finished the whole season in one day."
The art whose purpose is to provoke, but it is whimsical, cryptic, failed.
We've never seen such art piss. The exhibition was gross and pretentious.
When you graduate and realise making a hobby your job was a bad idea and you hate your job and / or you can’t find a job in the first place
q: "Who's that girl crying over there?"
a: "Oh, that's mia, she's got art degree blues."
An art created by Shitters spreading the shit out of their shits all over the fucking bathroom door so they make it spell: Shit Here
Why is parts of the bathroom door brown and they spell "Shit HERE"
OH FUCK U DUNNO WHATS A Shit Art ? YOU SHITTARD
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The martial arts manlet is a minuscule and utterly insignificant manlet, who has, in an absolutely futile attempt at overcoming his insurmountably devastating manletism, hilariously decided that in order to bolster his notoriously fragile self-esteem and in a laughably delusional effort at competing with the towering manmores that terrify him, he should pursue an ill-fated career in martial arts. Closely related to the stubby and microscopic, gym coping manlet pit dweller, the overcompensating martial arts manlet can often be found engaging in mortifying public catfights with other martial arts manlets, throwing a hissy fit after being bullied by other children or crying bitter tears of manlet rage after having once again been soundly and easily defeated by a laughing manmore. Willfully ignorant of the plainly obvious truth that no amount of time wasted by bodybuilding or sparring will change the fact that he is a dwarfishly stunted, elflike and inherently effeminate runt of a sissy manlet boy who would be the belle of the ball in a women's prison, the Napoleon complex-driven martial arts manlet personifies peak manletism.
Lol, why is that spandex wearing turbo-manlet twirling around beneath that table lamp while blasting Short People over there? I think the silly martial arts manlet is shadow-boxing. Eye of the Manlet. Hahahahaha!
The Sudden realization of what one has created some time or immediately after its completion.
Man 1: Hey check out this thing I made
Man 2: Huh, that's...
Man 1: I know... Sick Right?
Man 3: Dude that's fucking wicked!
Man 1: Thanks man I've been working on this for a while now
Sometime Later...
Man 1: What, the fuck...
Man 2: Hey are you alright?
Man 1: I... I made this...
Man 1: What the fuck why did I make this
Man 2: Are you talking about the thing you made?
Man 1: Yeah man... Jesus Christ...
Man 2: Yep, that's Post Art Clarity alright