duce egg

A duce egg is a 20 dollar bill.
Duce for the 2 and egg for the zero.

I had to slip William a duce egg for him to move my sofa!

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Hffmelly Eggs

A word used to describe something random, Tim Lincecum sucks; a word that most cannot say but is used to lighten a situation.

Cody: Man Tim Lincecum likes dudes huh??

Rob: ......Hffmelly eggs

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Fat egg

The most powerful insult mankind has ever discovered. It was mastered by the ancient Japanese warrior Po of the furious five.

Gib: “You gay”
Dave: “Yore mum a fat egg”
Gib: No please”
Dave: “You know I had to do it to em”
Gib: *Burns to death*

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egg-noggin'

When a woman wakes up on Christmas morning to find her period wrapped underneath the bush.

I wore white silk pajamas to bed on Christmas Eve and woke up the next morning egg-noggin'.

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eat the eggs

"Eggs" was slang in the 1920s for "rich". The term "eat the rich" has been gaining traction from young millennials and zoomers as a meme. Since the 20s are coming around again as the 2020s, "eat the eggs" seems like the only logical response to rich humans.

An egg: "Taxing the rich is insensitive. People who don't work for their money deserve to starve."

A person: "Looks like it's time to eat the eggs."

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Egg Sucker

One who is a genuine fuckwad & who may also suck eggs in their free time. In other words a kid called Jake Luecke....

Wow that Jake Luecke kid is a real egg sucker...

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bananna eggs

those little egg like thingers hangin off yer bananna....

check out THESE bananna eggs baby, get the yoak!!

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