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A man in a particularly large size that grasps chicken nuggets daily with a newfound passion.
A Nugget Man slouched in the seat of his truck and ate McDonald's chicken nuggets while he waited.
When someone suddenly starts acting very nice to someone after doing something wrong, instead of actually apologising.
Sam: "Mike humiliated me in front of my girl! He's tried to be extra nice since, but he never apologised"
Paul: "That's a Proud Man's Apology, some guys don't know how to say the word sorry"
Everyone has heard an adult human rectum can stretch to 7 inches without tearing; and that raccoons can fit into holes as small as four inches. The Florida Man, takes advantage of those last few inches of clearance with the addition of an adult brown striped Atlantic octopus. Octopi can fit into anything larger than their beak. So to preform the Florida Man, one must simply trap a dumpster raccoon, catch an adult Atlantic octopus, and then hogtie the raccoon using the Optimus’s tentacles. At that point a fair amount of axle grease should ease the transition into the rectum, potato cannons can also be used for extra Florida points. The two animals will then fight to the death in the recipient’s rectum, without ever tearing the sphincter.
Bets should be placed about which animal will come out the victor.
It is also important not to bitch out and use Atlantic Pygmy octopi as they are venomous.
Weirdest thing I’ve ever seen come into the ER? We once had a guy come in with a dead raccoon and a live octopus up his ass. Everyone with him apparently had bets going about which animal would be dead when we removed them. They called it the Florida Man Colonsseum
The act of being squished by a transport chopper in Battlefield.
The most Medium boss in Mega Man 2
damn heat man be so medium ngl
They is good men but like to lie and horn they bulling anybody even there little brother them is hoes
Jock prick specialist
Shania:Why West man so unloyal boy?
Dave: because we love bull
dem man is DOG. Dem cyah take up ah damn book and is de most UNLOYAL niggas ever. Dem does hop from gyal to gyal and give demself ah bad name. It rel sad.
Dem Trinity East Man and dem is DOGS.