Rural Dictionary

Florida Man

Florida Man is an elusive entity that only comes out at 1:00 am it's usually seen at gas stations or at playgrounds this entity can be very hostile don't drink monster energy near this entity it can smell it from miles away,don't shine your flashlight at it it hates anything to do with light,Don't drink any sort of alcohol if it gets ahold of alcohol Florida Man will evolve into it's final form. How can you tell if it's a Florida Man? The first sign that you encountered a Florida Man is the smell if you smell,if it smells like sweaty moster energy with a hint of pee then it might be a Florida Man. The second sign is that time and space seems like it has stopped. If you have one of these signs it's not to late run as fast as you can.The third sign is reality is starting to shift objects just start appearing out of nowhere.The last sign is Florida Man itself it's usually floating in the air ong stained anime body pillows if you're seeing this it's too late to turn back,You're one of us now.

Kyle:Is that a Florida Man?
Karen:Omg it is!!!

by aRandomNoob7 November 16, 2020

Florida man

A Florida man is a man who was born in Florida and commits the most devious crimes possible.

Have you heard of that Florida man who claimed the 3 needles stuck up his ass wasn't his?

by local floridian man January 11, 2023

Florida Man

a Man from Florida whos does cool crazy and elaborate shit usullay accompanied by his Gator sidekick

damn john seems to be a real Florida man seen him exploding lawn gnomes and other objects walked his pet gator in public too lit himself on fire last week yea that's john for you. (john is a placement name nota real Florida man name)

by Darknight https://www.youtube. October 6, 2022