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Back Door Man

A highly specialized carpenter.

"The entrance to my home from my backyard was boring until I hired a back door man."

by modsquare July 30, 2023


One punch man

Bald man who isn’t as strong as people say he is.

Person who is wrong: Saitama (one punch man) can beat ANYONE with one punch.
Person who is right: no Goku solos.

by Goku>fiction August 1, 2021


One Punch Man

A webcomic/manga/anime written by ONE about a man named Saitama who is capable of defeating any enemy in a single punch.
The central theme of the story is that flaws in protagonists are important, and that a protagonist with zero flaws whatsoever is a boring protagonist, but most people always jump to "OMG HE CAN BEAT GOKU!!!!!!111" anytime they see the goddamned bald egghead.

OMG I JUST READ ONE PUNCH MAN LAST NIGHT AND HE TOTALLY ONE PUNCHED BOROS OMG OMG HE CAN SO BEAT GOKU!!111
..Ok?

by Yarinoi^2 June 1, 2022


Man's Knuckle

When a man shows his knuckles to other guys, he doesn't show them like a girl-he puts them into a weird fist like a real man does!

He shiwed everyone his Man's Knuckle.

by pa2edophile January 18, 2012


man kegal

An exercise to help a man from peeing on himself it also improves the male orgasm and makes the erection harder.

EX.Jay did you do your man kegals today? That boner you had was super hard and what an orgasm that was.

JAY IF YOU DO YOUR KEGALS YOU WONT NEED TO BUY ANYMORE DEPENDS.

HEY WHY DOES YOUR FACE LOOK LIKE THAT? ARE YOU DOING A MAN KEGAL?

by kegal entertainment January 16, 2014


A Mans Meal Plan

Single- find a kitchen fully stocked including a woman

Married- whys your woman not in the kitchen?

A Mans Meal Plan
If a man is asking friends for meal plans, remind him of these essential meal plans

by Doobie87 July 17, 2017


Man Width

Portrays a woman's current ability - or lack there of -- to understand man logic.

Her man width was low and as a result she could not understand his plan for modifying the garage door.

by Nduck March 18, 2024