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Basically his name is toenail. We call him tony the balooney sometimes.
“Hey Tony, did you do your homework today” - Teacher
toilet paper. Tony is a noun and a thing but not a person’s name in the context of toilet paper. As something more personal though, we piss and shit all over tony. We cry our tears into tony and tony can make our lives hell by leaving us the quarter sheet for the clean up of a three coil spoiler. In essence tony can be trusted unless tony’s pillowy softness is breached. Sometimes tony hurts our buts. But for that pain tony is both a blessing and curse.
I’m worried about fights caused by the lack of tony on the grocery store shelves.
A seemingly normal person who becomes skibidi when nearing a school or playground.
Girl 1: "Johnny always rizzin, and he got drip!"
Girl 2: "at my sisters birthday he was being a tony"
is dumb as fuck and likes to suck big cocks. Tony has a really little penis and if you give him you huge one he might break it cause he swallow every day.
Hey its tony.
Get away from him he might break your penis
Ahhh,
he broke me really, really, really big penis.
Intellectual, or being the hottest person alive
You really are the tony in the room
A thoughtful, understanding listener who has the best smile. A Tony will always encourage you and brighten up your day, watch hours of Netflix videos, will go on adventure with you, take good care of you, tell you the best bedtime stories and cook with you and for you. They quite possibly make for the best boyfriends and best buddies out there. Count yourself lucky if you get to be with a Tony. A Tony’s only flaw is losing at Mario Kart.
Person 1: how did you find such a great boyfriend
Person 2: I just searched for a Tony