Ethnic American

A caucasian American with multi-generational heritage within the United states.
Mixed Europeon; Different europeans mixed with europeans since settler times therefore creating the American gene pool of Mixed-Europeans.

Hundreds of years passing creating the ethnic American identity gene pool.

When I went to Germany they thought I was German.

Well I am 40% German. But I just told them I'm ethnically American.
Ethnic American

american healthcare

Literally does not exist. At all. The word itself means something that does not exist at all.

Tony: Hey what are NFTs?
Hank: American Healthcare.
Tony:Oh okay, thanks

American System

Paying your own bills when having a friends gathering at an eat out place. Usually used in the sub continent.

Khan: So who is going to pay the bill?

Malik: American system ;)

The American Torpedo

You must lay a Japanese girl flat on her stomach. You then proceed to forcefully ram your cheddar shredder into the side of her stomach. You keep thrusting your anaconda into her side until you tear her apart and reach the other side of her body. Her body will then be split in half and fall to the ground to represent the sinking of the U.S.S Arizona.

Neil meet up with his girlfriend, Mrs. Hiroshima, to avenge his grandfather who was killed in Pearl Harbor and gave her The American Torpedo to represent the Torpedo that killed his grandfather.

thin american

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American Mudslide

When one has diarrhea and shits on the back of a person's neck allowing it to flow down their back

While turned around Harvey pulled down his pants and gave berto an American Mudslide .

American Football

I like American Football. It combines my two other favourite sports - cricket and rugby.

One thing does make me laugh though - the vicious "helmet to helmet" hit.

The only other place I've seen "helmet to helmet" action is in porn films, usually when one woman sucks two guy's cocks at the same time, causing them to go "helmet to helmet" in her mouth.

On field banter from a typical american football game:
"Hey TO, I'm linin' you up Helmet to Helmet"
"Be careful, I've only got a small mouth.."

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