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A Berto is someone who enjoys and loves to eat cement. You can hear the crunch of a Berto from miles away.
"Did you see Berto bring cement for lunch again? He hasn't stopped crunching."
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A berto is a person that smokes weed and takes children home instead of his wife
Oh im so high right now how about you little kid im glad i took you home and not my wife cause im a berto
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Someone who looks like Bert from Sesame street and speaks Spanish.
EW LOOK A SMELLY BERTO!
I went down to the taco place yesterday and saw a Berto.
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The cutest silliest dude in this world. Also very sus and a gatekeeper.
Beto is sooo sus
Berto is soooo cutee
Berto is soooooo silly
A person with an over inflated sense of self-esteem There are secretly in the closet and are also constantly late showing up to places of employment and other important things Very unathletic as well. . Recently circa 2012, they are also the worst known drivers of cars in the Untied States.
J stop being such a Berto! You almost killed me driving to Coventry in your S10 truck. You are a horrible driver and are not sweet at things.
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