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Woofy Biscuit

Slang for a nicely shaved or trimmed vagina; Biscuit implies it's a tasty one.

"Hey bro I gotta go, I got some woofy biscuit waiting at home for me!"

by SailorSurprise August 18, 2008

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Baking A Biscuit

The act of getting a biscuit (see biscuit) very stupid high on marijuana causing there poor biscuit mind to panick a way of hazing your local biscuits

Yo Andy is coming by

Looks like we baking a biscuit today boy he ain't ready lol

Yup

Andy: hey fellas im sure glad to see ya hows it going best buds

Yo smoke this weed biscuit

Andy: well...gee wiz fellas im not sure my parents would approve

Dont be a bitch biscuit you wanna hang or nah

Andy: well if it puts me over with the fellas aw heck why not

(10 minutes later)

Andy: oh lordy fellas..oh my...im ..whoo ...im think im dying...oh gee ...i cant breath..am i breathing...i don't like this one bit no sir ...is it ever going to stop ..dear lord what have i done ..(sobs uncontrollably)

(High five)

Thats a deep fried baked biscuit lmao

Word hes toasted poor dude lol take ya ass home biscuit

by Myownbestdonkey September 6, 2019

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tossin the biscuits

jacking off, to masterbate, to play with yourself

hey man, heard he got caught tossin the biscuits!

by sookiejane June 30, 2012

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the king's biscuits

Something of a very high calibre. Fit for a King!

Damn, that Tortoise concert was the king's biscuits!

by Kittridge February 29, 2008

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Simp Biscuit

Jayson De Souza

Jayson is the biggest simp biscuit when it comes to his wife

by Haydvn February 23, 2023

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Titty Biscuits

As above, also possibly the best website in the entire world when you add dot com after the phrase.

Titty Biscuits: Dude, have you checked out tittybiscuits dot com? I wish I registered that domain name first.

by bob_saville March 11, 2008

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Biscuit Chimney

The best name for a cat, ever, tied only with Twinkadoo. She'd given birth to 5 beautiful kittens and co-mothered them with another female cat named Kevin.

Aww, look how cute Biscuit Chimney is when she's sleeping on a pile of newborn kittens!

by beep3rocks June 2, 2010

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