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Canada

Destroyed by Feminists and Marxists. Welcome to the shitty machine.

Canada is dead...at least they still ship Seagram’s

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020


Canada

A fictional location made up by Americans to pretend that there is a North-American country that actually contains half decent people. Often used to describe someone who is fake.

"Hey Bill, James said he was from London"
"Na mate he's from bloody CANADA!"

by Andrew Tuvalu May 14, 2018


Canada

I would like to tell all US residents that Canada is exactly like where you are right now, only much, much better.

Life in Canada has much in common with life in the USA, but there is one very significant difference: it is much, much better.
It's such a pleasure to live in Canada.

by un chien canadienne July 21, 2022


Canada

The only place where you can experience 4 seasons in 1 day

Person 1: Man, why did we have to live in Canada, it went from windier than Detroit to 70 degrees in an hour
Person 2: I know, It was raining this afternoon and snowing this morning!

by IamBW April 28, 2023


Canada

America-lite

Hey I am from Canada

You mean American lite

by SlimTheA October 29, 2020


Canada

it doesnt exist

cmon man canada doesnt exist

by plutonium1887 November 22, 2021


Canada

The best country in the world that could easily take over the US, New Zealand, Australia, and all the other countries like... Belize

Tom: Wait it's all Canada?
Justin T: Always has been

by TheGooseWizard May 20, 2024