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The Coke Cum Captain Challenge (CCCC) is explained as follows. While receiving oral sex, the male partner waits until he is about to unleash his kraken. Upon this moment he exclaims "Coke Cum Captain!" and he shoots his load up her/his nose. At this point the girl/guy receiving must keep it up her nose for as long as she/he can say "Coke Cum Captain curses my crotch" 10 times fast. Once accomplished, she/he is the Coke Cum Captain.
Susy completed the Coke Cum Captain Challenge with me last night. It was hilarious when she had jizz hanging out of her nose!
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Noun. Hebrew. Sexual act. After hours of intense sex in the doggy style position, the man rips off the leg of the female and then shoves a peg leg in to the wound to replace the leg. Then, the male pulls out and ejaculates in her eye and covers it with a patch, screaming WATERFALL!!
Last night Sheila started crying while I was fuckin her from da back. I hate that sensitive shit so I Captain Hook Junior-ed dat ho. BYAAAH!
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A misled person who thinks that all muslims are immigrants. He doesn't know that most muslims live peacefully in their home countries and sometimes get invaded by others.
Captain Brit of the 21st Century is a fool who cannot see beyond his nose
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means to casually utter the word captain in front of your friends with the expectation that they will come save you from a creepy guy you cant seem to ditch.
"Can I get a Captain?!" Jessica
which is code for:"Can I get a Captain Save A Hoe"
Natalie swoops over and takes Jessica away to the bar, leaving the loser who she needed to get away from alone.
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You're nockin' one into a bird while she's on her rags, as you're approaching the vinegar strokes you pull out wiping your blood covered pecker against one of your hands. You then use this same hand to grab the chin of the slut while using your free hand to finish yourself off over her face. Then step back to admire the appearance of a 'Red Beard' and a face covered in 'Pearls'.
Classy!!!
Jan came over last night, she was on her rags but it's OK I gave her Captain Red Beard's Pearls!
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The best Marvel movie ever created starring : Steve Rogers (Capt 'Merica), Tony Stank (Iron Man), Black Panther (Best Superhero besides Cap), and a bunch of other heroes no one remembers
That move, Captain America : Civil War, was the best movie of all time, I ate a whole bucket of popcorn.
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The one guy you work with who only calls when he has a problem that he needs you to fix, usually immediately.
Derek: Hey man, ready to go grab some lunch?
Scott: Yeah, let's get outta h....aw shit, hold on, Captain Bring-Me-Down just alerted me....
Derek: FUCK!
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