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christmas is a celebration.
I am very happy it is the christmas celebration, and christmas day today.
Starting November 1st - November 30th
when you realize Christmas is right around the corner.
Each day, you take a shot of Rum and eat a Pine Needle in observance.
You must put your tree up 1st of November and listen to Christmas music every day.
"Wow, I'm so glad its finally Pre Christmas! Soon enough. December 1st will come and it will be "Early Christmas"."
Not to be confused with festive décor, the term "Christmas Lights" can be referred to police cars, because of the red and blue lights, reminiscent of festive lights
Guy 1: You tryna get some weed later?
Guy 2: Nah bro, they busted the plug, saw Christmas Lights all over his place the other day.
A feeling which can only be described as forlornness, dismay, and a heavy heart intermingled with the absence of snow outside, the absence of a significant other by your side to mingle the holidays away, the absence of Christmas parties, and recognizing how unfulfilling your life is while you dread the obligations of it. This feeling may stir anytime around Christmas, but it becomes more poignant as the aforementioned day nears. A feeling which utterly negates one's excitement towards the Holidays if there was any to begin with. A feeling that which when suffered, causes irreversible emotional and psychological wounding that makes the victim experience acute and prolonged sorrow.
"Why do you look so down? Cheer up!"
"I can't..."
"Why is that?"
"I'm going through an Unfortunate Christmas"
between 2:30 A.M. And 3:30 A.M. On Christmas Day.
Hey Donald it's real Christmas hours hitta!
A Christmas Knot is when two men tie their penises together and ejaculate at the same time on two women while saying “take this you ho ho hoes!!!”
“Hey Onii-chan I want a Christmas Knot!!!!”
Some random ass youtuber that quitted years ago
Josh: have you seen Christmas yes sunny day no?
Jimmy: used to