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When you start writing a code and find yourself overusing conditional/if statements inefficiently, making your code long, messy and unreadable. This strategy is often used by people new to coding, or people that have not planned out how they will write their program. In addition to spamming if statements, if-coders also often do not follow the rules of object oriented programming. They will often only have one class file and will include all of the code for the objects they could have made in that class, resulting in a (very) long code that is hard to read and hard to expand off of, which often leads to code abandonment.
Example 1*
Person 1: Last night I was making a pretty cool game, but I found myself if-coding, and I had to abandon it.
Person 2: Oh wow that's gotta suck.
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Example 2*
New Coder: Hey check out this cool game I made!
Experienced Coder: This is a big piece of if-code. Your game sucks.
New Coder: Well my mom thought it was pretty cool...
Anyone who watches minecraft porn, and anyone who witnesses it, shall cleanse their eyes with the Holiest of water.
Joshua: "Bret, what the fuck are you doing watching minecraft porn?"
Bret: "I have no fucking clue what you're talking about"
Joshua: "You've broken Bro Code #999, now I shall cleanse my eyes with holy water."
Sam's always help each other it's what they do.
Hey could you help me move this couch?
Why would I do that?
The Code of the Sam's! We're both named Sam! It's what we do!
Yellow hanky codes are a system of yellow-coded fetish clothing and cosmetics for non-verbally communicating one's interests in watersports (also known as urophilia/urolagnia/undinism).
Young female urophilists, urolagnists, undinists and squirters use yellow hanky codes. They love to give you yellow hanky code signs, they turn you on with fetish wherever they can and they love to make you join the watersports scene.
A discrete synonym of "vocal vortex"
Hey doc! Just FYI, the patient in room 7 is a code 55.
In Genetic Code A Goes With U and C Goes With G?? which is weird because C ALWAYS GOES WITH A??? In Genetic Code 2.0 A Always Goes W C. AND IN EVERY OTHER UNIVERSE C WILL ALWAYS GO WITH A. BECAUSE A LOVES C AND WANTS C TO KNOW THAT THEY ARE THEIR CODON PARTNER OR WHSTEVRR GENETIC CODE IS USED FOR. (Im Not Talking Ab Biology 😈🔥🙏🙏🫶🎉🎉‼️‼️‼️)
Psst…Hey For Number Five, the Genetic Code Question…A Goes With What Again??
C. Its Always C. And Its Genetic Code 2.0, Not Genetic Code.
..Okay?? Erm Why Did Ur Tone Get All Serious..?
A retard, someone who is so retarded and dumb they fall into their own code number. Specifically someone in your party while gaming.
“Look who just joined the party, we got a code 22 on our hands”