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when you are excited (does not have to involve basketball) often times the speaker is lying on their back and raises their pelvis upward but this is optional
Teacher: everyone got A's on their tests!
Black kids: HOOP DREAMS BAWLLIN!!
A Weeb Cream Dream is a creamy dream with a weeb and his waifu. A super epic gamer who loves Japan has a wet dream involving a thicc as hell waifu from the great place he knows and love, NIPPON. It is sacred. It is unknown. To live is to die, I might be high :).
In the night, someone calls, "hoo". It's a thicc anime character whose part Owl. Y'all do it. *nuzzles* OwO. *Weeb wakes up in a sweat* "Wow, I totally just had A Weeb's Cream Dream with Tony Hawk and Peach the Princess in it. How rad is that? "
White chocolate martini with a candy cane rim job
Can I get you ladies anything. 2 of Santa's Wet Dreams, please.
"Enviyon on a mix" " No, No, No, No." " No-No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No!" "Eric Carnes still sees Kimberly's shadows in his room!" He can't take back the love that he gave her." "It's to the point where he loves and he hates her and he cannot change her so he must replace her, oh!" "Easier said then done, He thought she was the one listenin to his heart instead of his head!" "She found another one but he is the better one and won't let her forget him!" " Eric Carnes still sees Kimberly's shadows in his room!" " He can't give back the love that he gave her!" "It's to the point where he loves hates he but he can't change her, so he must replace her, oh!" " Easier said than done he thought she was the one listenin to his heart instead of his head!" " She found another one but he is the better one and he won't let her forget him!" "She left him sad and he knows she doesn't want him." " I know it's all in my head!" "I have these Lucid Dreams where I can't move a thing, thinking of you in my bed." She was his everything!" "Now I'm just better off away." :( "He didn't want tit to end." He should've listened to his friends!" He gave her his heart and she made his heart break!" (You will always be remembered Juice Wrld!)
The Lucid Dreams Remix is really good!!
When your dream girl likes everybody, but you, and your dream girl liked/likes all of your best friends/friends.
The Dream Girl Effect Victim: Why doesn't she like me. I'm in love with her so much.
Best Friend: Yeah. She asked me out.
Having Uncontrollable diarrhea during sleep paralysis that’s so god damn smelly even the demon leaves the room
“Bro I had a stinky sludge dream last night got that demon to fuck off”
General men, such as Reid’s, have one too many dream dates. There are many options for dates. Reid prefers small men, in stature and pp size. But a lot of pubic hair that completely envelopes the pp, so u can’t see it. Take him out for some nice dinner and pornography. Than he likes it when you just strip everything off him when the date is over. Lastly start jacking him off in his underwear. DO NOT TAKE OFF THE UNDERWEAR!!! He doesn’t like it, he has to get use to u.
Jimmy: Mommy what’s that Reid is doing through the window?
(Jimmys mom) Dick: oh it’s seems as though he is having Reid’s Dream Date
Jimmy: what’s a Reid’s dream date?
Dick: It’s where he thinks of getting hand jobs with men.
Jimmy: I want a to have a Reid’s date dream, a hand job sure does sound fun, from a guy!!!!