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fat dick

To screw someone over by not showing up or calling when plans have been made.

Well, Jasper is 30 minutes late. Looks like he fat dicked us once again...

by Asa Guy August 12, 2007

78๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fat Bitch

A Midwestern woman who is obese, often a teacher, more often a choir teacher and most often wider than the piano. This person is obsessed with cheesy potatoes and mentioned as the "one with the pretty face".

Be cautious around the cheesy potatoes, that fat bitch gots a fork!

by the middle seat on the plane August 24, 2010

32๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fat Chick

Not known for their visual appeal, a fat chick is usually a highly sexually active female with disproportionate quantities of fat cells.

A Fat Chicks (sic) hypersexuality was thought to have originated from an obligation, and indeed a disposition, and an undeniable urge to procreate with members of the Male Homosapien race to degrees considered 'promiscuous' (references needed)

A Fat Chicks mating routine has gained notriety through what most describe as being generally violent in nature. Although the male partner initially consents, he is often discouraged shortly after intercourse is initiated, and is held against his will until the Point of Critical Fatness, also known as Event Horizon (references needed).

It has been estimated that there are 10,000,000,000 fat chicks on planet earth.

"There's another fat chick."

by Jayboy_Evo October 25, 2008

445๐Ÿ‘ 319๐Ÿ‘Ž


fat head

one who is full of themself or has a large ego

He is such a fat head!

by someone of the dark January 19, 2004

68๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


fat tuesday

when you skip class/work on a Monday, and then you have an absolute crapload of work to do the next day.

"I'm thinking of staying home on Monday, but then I'll have to endure fat tuesday"

"It wasn't work skipping class yesterday cause now it's fucking fat tuesday! Shit!"

by MMjr March 24, 2009

65๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


fat douche

A retarded piece of shit. Someone who is a lazy fat fuck and is stupid beyond belief.

Harnage & Medford
That fat douche cant even fuckin breathe right...

by shannon & josh April 2, 2008

35๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


fat cunt

An in comparison to the rest of the female body in subject unusually well proportioned vagina. It is although more commonly used as an invective for strengthening a message from one person to another, aswell as expressing a medium to strong amount of hatred.

die, you fat cunt!

by mooker June 7, 2003

59๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž