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Lisa left the paper towel

When a hard working individual distracts another hard working individual with a mofo paper towel...

"Lisa left the paper towel!"

Information was written, but they couldn't write their information fast enough because Lisa left the g-d d-mn paper towel!

by Handy ManWell February 6, 2021


going left

When you going through facebook photos, clicking the left arrow first to see what they looked like years ago.

Going left on Jay Jones Facebook photos revealed he has always been hot.

by lefty1011 October 19, 2013


Left Lane Autism

When someone continuously drives in the left lane of a highway below an acceptable speed oblivious to the obvious social cues of being passed on the right. The driver will also fail to make eye contact or acknowledge the multitude of vehicles parading by.

I was stuck behind this guy with left lane autism for at least seven miles. I watched him get passed by thirteen vehicles including two loaded dump trucks and a piece of farm equipment.

by BellsBeach50 July 21, 2023


Naked Man Left in the Drained Pool

The naked man left in the drained pool is typically someone who was around something that started, and then there after it leaves, like a nostalgia nerd, or someone left in the middle after their two friends have a fight with each-other and break apart the friendship.

Jeez, my friend is still obsessed with Dungeon Keeper 2. What a naked man left in the drained pool.

by Ethanhead258 August 11, 2017


Forks to the left

High society wealthy person; High maintenance; uppity; thinks of themselves higher than others

Look at that private school kid driving his lambo, he is so forks to the left.

by K4raybabay May 19, 2015


swing left handed

Gay or gayeee
Bisexual mostly bull dike!

Tell your homie she better quit, I don't swing left handed!

by MeMonchie March 12, 2021


My left toe

Period queen

My left toe tastes weird

by Yikesthatsbad October 17, 2020