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Lesbian sex story: Mei had come home from a long day from work. Sh sat her purse on the table and went straight to her room. When she opened the door to se her girlfriend Ash, funny nude on the bed. "Come on I dont bite" Ash says full of lust. Mei walks up to the bed as Ash gets up from the bed and starts unbuttoning Mei's shirt as Mei caresses Ash's wet pussy. Mei moans is excitement and Ash takes off her pants as Mei takes off her blouse. Mei slams Ash onto the bed and starts making out with her as Ash takes off Mei's bra and slips off her underwear. "now the fun can begin." Mei spreads Ash's legs apart and licks her deep in her drenched pussy and Ash moans. "Deeper~ go deeper~ and harder~" while still in Ash's pussy, Mei wiggles her tongue faster and goes deeeper. With her hands she starts to playfully squish and poke Ash's nipples and huge titties. Mei comes up and gasps for air and seductively licks her lips. Ash flips so shes on top of Mei and plays with her wet, juicy, pussy. "Come on baby, fuck me. Fuck me till I cant feel myself anymore. FUCK ME UNTILL I CUM, CUM ALL OVER." Mei begs "You dirty slut. I'll fuck you HARDER THAN THAT." After that, Ash starts sucking and softly biting Mei's nipple while using four fingers to finger Mei. She moans in such delight "Deeper mommy~ DEEPER~~" So she goes deeper and Mei starts to cum. "Y-Yess mommy make me cum more~" They continued their sex until both was passed out and the sheets were covered in cum and their "juice".
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Wrestling move signatured by Adam Moore. It is when one crosses their middle finger over their ring finger known as the hook. From here you will cup the opponent's butt cheeks as the hook slides to toward the center of mass causes the opponent to become uncomfortable and scream in fear.
The wrestler used the lesbian meat hook to scare his opponent into submission.
An alternative to, "your mom gay". +10 ATK
Retard 1: your mom gay, haha!
4th grade niggas: XD
Retard 2: your dad lesbian!
4th grade niggas: OOO0000000ooooo
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A lesbian who has never slept with a man.
Sometimes I forget my girlfriend has slept with men... I'm a gold star lesbian.
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EVERY DAY IS NATIONAL LESBIAN DAY, SAY IT WITH ME SEXUALITY ISN'T A CHOICE BE YOU AND BE PROUD!
Oh, today is national lesbian day, I'm excited for tomorrows national lesbian day
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An old woman whose husband has died, leaving her very lonely, so she and her other widowed friend live together with their 50 cats.
Mrs. Jones and Mrs. Smith were so lonely after their husbands died, so they decided to become meow mix lesbians.
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An ironic statement, demeaning towards your dad. It implies he is a lady(or a sissy) and enjoys the company of other like-minded individuals.
Guy: ur mum gay
You deeply inhale
You: Ur dad lesbian!
Ground burns, oxygen depletes.
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