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An alternative to, "your mom gay". +10 ATK
Retard 1: your mom gay, haha!
4th grade niggas: XD
Retard 2: your dad lesbian!
4th grade niggas: OOO0000000ooooo
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A lesbian who has never slept with a man.
Sometimes I forget my girlfriend has slept with men... I'm a gold star lesbian.
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EVERY DAY IS NATIONAL LESBIAN DAY, SAY IT WITH ME SEXUALITY ISN'T A CHOICE BE YOU AND BE PROUD!
Oh, today is national lesbian day, I'm excited for tomorrows national lesbian day
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An old woman whose husband has died, leaving her very lonely, so she and her other widowed friend live together with their 50 cats.
Mrs. Jones and Mrs. Smith were so lonely after their husbands died, so they decided to become meow mix lesbians.
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An ironic statement, demeaning towards your dad. It implies he is a lady(or a sissy) and enjoys the company of other like-minded individuals.
Guy: ur mum gay
You deeply inhale
You: Ur dad lesbian!
Ground burns, oxygen depletes.
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Zoey and Coco were both sitting on the couch, Zoey was under a blanket using her computer and coco was watching tv. Coco looked over at Zoey's computer and saw Zoey was watching porn. Coco pointed out that she saw Zoey's computer. Zoey, in a panic, closed her computer shut. Coco said "come here" and ran to the bedroom, Zoey following. They undressed and Zoey grabbed sex toys from the closet. Coco grabbed the vibrators and shoved one in Zoey's pussy and one in her own pussy. Both moaning in pleasure, Zoey quickly jabbed 2 dildos in and out of her ass, and shoved another 2 into Coco's ass. "A-AAH IM GONNA CUM!" Coco screamed, cum dripping out of her throbbing pussy. Vibrators still going and dildos still in, Zoey went over to Coco and licked her pussy. Coco said "sit on my face!" As Zoey took out the vibrator went to sit on Coco's face while Coco licked every last drop of cum off Zoey's pussy. Finished, as they thought, they took a shower together and Coco played with Zoey's boobs while Zoey fingered Coco until she hit her G-spot. As the cum washed away in the shower, they scissored, and both sucked each other's nipples.
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The two got back from uni, stumbled through the door already kissing eachother hard. They quickly undressed eachother and stumbled again into the kitchen. Olivia lifted althie onto the counter, lowered herself and started licking her pussy so hard, it was already wet.
Olivia grabbed althie and walked backwards, falling onto the couch, there pussies squashed against eachother. "oh I love you so much baby, now fuck me FUCK ME HARD" althie shouted and Olivia obeyed shoving 3 fingers up her pussy and althie moaned in delight.
As it were now Olivias turn, althie picked her uip and carried her to the bedroom picking up her dildo on the way. She shoved it up olivia's pussy and yanked it out to start licking. She did this over and over before shoving up her tongue instead and then licking Olivias face with her wet, hard tongue.
"Oh that's GOOD" Olivia screamed while creaming into althie mouth. "OH I BET IT IS" althie replied working harder, kneeling next to the bed nude. She noticed the window and balcony and an idea came to mind
They went over the the balcony and started scissoring In public as it was the 2nd floor of an apartment building. Their other friend saw them and ran up in a hurry, stripping on her way. She ran into the bedroom and started licking them both. "I hope I'm not inturruptio something".
I love reading any lesbian sex story more than any boom my family could buy me
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