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A mental disorder where the afflicted speaks in a Peter Griffin voice and makes cutaway jokes.
PERSON 1: *in a Peter Griffin voice* This is worse than that time I had to have sex with that fast-talking girl from my old Math class.
PERSON 2: What's up with him?
PERSON 3: Oh, he's got Peter Griffin Syndrome.
A rite of passage into manhood in which a drunk man takes off all his clothes, puts on purple body paint then runs out onto a street crossing while yelling about how the bird is the word.
Jim: "Hey did you see Jordan do that purple peter griffin last Thursday night?"
Justin: "What the fuck are you talking about?"
The 29th of July is ignore peter day.
Peter: Hey guys, how are you doing?
Person 1: *silence*
Person 2: Why aren't you answering?
Person 1: It's Ignore Peter Day!
A god who can have 100 bichtes on his dick while shooting a SMG at a low rider with a monkey gang all smoking a boof. Does this while Peter griffin flies down from space
Nice little man one have Zackary/Zachary Gary Goldberg s victims of the pinches has the bestest grammar and very very very very good manny
Elijah David Peters: STOP
Zack: no little boy
Elijah David Peters: Your gay
Zack: yes
A thicc boy who makes jokes that make you shit out your pancreas 24/7.
Person 1: Remember that Daniel Peters-Banthorpe joke?
Person 2: Shits out pancreas
Person 1: Of course
Career criminal;
Charming 47 year old junkie;
Bites the hands that feed him;
Memphis Tennessee USA loser;
Been in prison many times;
Lost custody over his kids due to opioid addiction;
Put his wife & kids through homelessness due to heroin addiction;
Ungrateful when met with compassion;
Takes but never gives;
Takes credit for someone else’s effort; Steals (even from friends);
Lies;
Cheats;
Never acknowledges or admits mistakes, even in court;
Never apologizes for shortcomings; Righteous;
Charming;
Manipulative;
Blames his rudeness on ADHD;
Drug dealer;
Selfish;
Pedophile;
Arrogant;
Apparently a good drawer/painter but doesn’t override his shit personality;
Entitled;
Sloane: “OMG is that Craig Peter Montoya from Everclear?”
Tracey: “No, just some ungrateful, old widow”