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When you enter a bathroom to use the mirror to check yourself out only to find someone is using it. You then attemp to pee even if you dont really have to so that the person at the mirror doesnt thing that the only reason you walked into the bathroom is to fix your hair only to be further embarrassed by the sound of a leaking faucet coming from your penis
Guy 1- "What took you so long in the bathroom"
Guy 2- "Dude I walked into the bathroom to fix my hair but the mirror was already taken so I had to take a False Piss."
Guy 1- "awe man thats the worst"
Guy 2- " yea that guy at the mirror looked at me funny when he heard the sound of 3 drops of pee falling. Awkward....."
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When you take a break specifically to urinate
Dude : Piss break!
(Proceeds to the toilet and urinates)
The mist of piss that may result from pissing in the wind or throwing a cup of pi
I pissed in a Dunkin' Donuts coffee cup in the Hannaford parking lot and went to throw the piss out the wind blew some of the piss mist back in my face.
the urban dictionary mods that won't accept my new, and better definition for Javier. he's a god and you're all too coward to admit it.
the mods are fucking squid pisses
Everyday things that encourage you to pee, that your bladder is allergic to
Piss-A-Lysts Causes of Piss:
Waterfalls, traffic light posts, anxiety from being a perv and a girl might know it, booty, hearing drinking or sipping sounds, when you see your dog pee, seeing people pee, dying laughter, getting chased by a dog, getting chased by "The Man", running, church sermons, stage-fright, bathroom torture, etc.
Lil piss is lil pump because he is an untalented piece of unicorn, fairy floss hair trash.
The smelly smell you define when you encounter the musk of an old coconut and bad mustard sauce. Generally noted in the Fort Worth area, this smell is one of a kind that only Texans can relate to.
Y’all smelled that Uber drivers car, it smelled like pickeld piss! I almost vomited!