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it means masturbating commonly used by the Scottish comedian
Kevin Bridges
There was a Scottish bloke just ripping the head off it in the hotel lobby.
THE ACT OF RIPPING THE CONNECTIVE SKIN BETWEEN FORESKIN AND PENIS SHAFT. USUALLY OCCURS WHEN GOING TOO HARD DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE MOST COMMONLY OCCURS TO GENTLEMAN WITH THE NAME JACK.
HAVING A HUGE NIGHT OUT ON THE PISS WITH THE BOYS, THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO MULTIPLE FATTIES, BEERS AND PUNTS.
JACK "STOP! STOP! GET OFF OF ME!"
TYLER "WHATS WRONG WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?"
JACK "I'VE RIPPED MY FUCKING BANJO YOU DUMB BITCH!"
"LETS FUCKING RIP THE BANJO OFF IT TONIGHT BOYS!"
me and charlie were on the rip last friday, completely banjoed
Another term used to describe being extremely high
The two words can also be separated in a sentence
"I smoked 10 joints, I am ripped wigs right now."
"He is so ripped he lost his wig."
"My wig is so ripped it's out on the highway right now."
This happens after climax, when the penis is laying to the side, flaccid. It has lost the "wind" in it's sock. Ripped windsock.
I can't get this ripped windsock up for round two.
When you are ready to really go after it, alternative to fully sending it.
Hey man, let’s do out and rip dog tonight!
Ripping an iffy refers to trying to push out a fart while you know there is a chance that it could be shit. To rip an iffy is to embrace uncertainty in your attempt to pass gas. As such, the situation is “iffy”.
I had a tummy ache so I tried to rip an iffy and shit my pants.