Cactus ripping is where a woman’s pubic stubble is so viciously sharp that when a man sticks his dick inside, it pierces right through the condom and into his dick leaving him unprotected and in pain.
Eli rushed to the emergency room after Tammy took him on a cactus ripping adventure.
When you are driving a manual car and you floor it to redline before forcefully jamming the shifter into the next gear. Bonus points for leaving your car at redline for several seconds and/or money shifting
“Hey wanna know how to turn your pistons into a space exploration program?”
“Let me guess, rip it and shift it?”
A Dick Ripping Guitar Solo. A guitar solo so amazing you arch your back as if your dick is being ripped off.
Bohemian Rhapsody has a Dick Ripping guitar solo.
when your fart so hard your pants are on the verge of blowing up
'My bad guys, I ripped a nasty one'
3 words Coffeezilla and Amish Patel begin their 'The Drip' podcast on their YouTube channel of controversial topics and vocalise their thoughts and opinions to their audience. Sharing news, wisdom, advice and dare I say push you to think for yourself on things worth questioning.
Let's rip & dip! The topic today we'll start on is Omicron. ..ect.
to rip a condom have sex and then dip outta of there
man i’m going to susie’s house for a quick rip and dip