when a girl/guy launches explosive diarrhea all over a persons face to be eaten.
Be right back guys, i'm gonna go get a sloppy joe hot shot.
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(n) someone, particularly a sophomore female in highschool, who goes go one's house for a get together (you can't even classify it as a party cause the host is SO DESPERATE) and drinks poison spiked coffee energy drinks and gets piss drunk (most likely faking it) in which she can not control her sloppy ass as she tries to make out with other girls' boyfriends, when she herself has a boyfriend of her own.
OMG that dirty sloppy slore tried kissing my boyfriend last night at ______'s house! I'M FUMING.
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Two people eat one pocky stick, and somehow it ends with bouncingly wild sex that calls for the neighbors to bust down your door.
We did the double kangaroo sloppy pocky last night. It was tasty and crazy fun!
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The act of letting another man derive pleasure from burying his face in your ass whilst you shart.
"Jim told me he was gonna pick up a guy at the gloryhole by the Harley Davidson store and give him a Key West sloppy joe."
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When a guy named Stephen has a butthole so sweaty and sloppy that it constantly leaks a chunky, dark brown substance that mildly resembles a placenta.
me : "Yo, broseph! what u wanna do today?"
Broseph Stephen : "Idk mayne, my sloppy Stephen butt hole is acting up today, might have to just stay in and massage my prostate"
me: "ok bro good luck."
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Someone who is from Iceland and has an extremelly smelly, sloppy, and sweaty ass.
Boy : I broke up with my girlfriend
Other boy : Why?
Boy : She's the biggest sloppy Icelandic bum hole!!
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A complete public meltdown. To crash and burn in the spotlight, often caused by a combination alcohol-drug addiction.
Guy: Did you see Brian's best man's speech at his wedding last week?
Girl: Yeah, that was Amy-Winehouse-in-Belgrade sloppy!
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