dragon blow

How any female with the name Caitlin exhales Marijuana smoke from the nostrils to closely resemble a dragon breathing smoke after breathing fire.

Caitlin: OH MY GOD SHE JUST DID A DRAGON BLOW AFTER HITTING THAT JOINT!!

Random Guy: Ya just like how I got a drag and a blow from your mom last night...

Caitlin: Thats not what I meant, SUCK A DICK!!

Random Guy: Oh damn?!?! well I still would rather get a drag and a blow from your mom over watching her exhale smoke bitch, now go get me a beer.

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blowing the cookie monster

Vaping with sweet smelling pods, especially those with the aroma of cookies.

These damn kids today are always hiding in the school bathroom stalls blowing the Cookie Monster.

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HBO GO and Blow

Getting a blowjob with HBO in the background

Nick: "Hey Rachel want to come over and watch HBO?"
Rachel: "Only if you have a big dick"
Nick: "What? We're watching HBO.."
Rachel"It's HBO GO and Blow so I'm giving you a blowjob"

Blow an O-ring

Taking a huge shit to the point that it makes your anus hurts for hours afterward.
A bit of a rip on Challenger's explosion due to a bad O-ring.

"Dude, all that Chinese buffet is going to make me blow my O-ring."

Guy 1 "Why are you walking like that? Did you just Blow an O-Ring? "
Guy 2 "Ate some nasty food the other night...God it hurts!"

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blowing up the toilet

When someone craps so hard in the toilet it creates a stench to the equivalent or worse than a stink bomb.

Everybody had more than two plates of Thanksgiving dinner. You know they gonna be blowing up the toilet.

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blows your baguette

1. alternate phrase for floats your boat; whatever makes you happy.
2. alternate phrase for toot your own horn; to flatter yourself or boast about your own achievements.

1.
guy 1: can i get some gasoline in my drink?
bartender: yeah sure dude, whatever blows your baguette.
2.
"not to blow my own baguette but I killed it on that math test."

blowing someone off

when someone says that they will do something and end up not committing to it

he ended up blowing someone off when he ditched them to GET blown off

synonyms: to cast aside, to throw aside, to ditch, associated with flakiness