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shovel snow off the moon

To snort cocaine off of someone's ass. Unless otherwise stated, its usually assumed that the ass belongs to a hooker.

Jimmy wants to go to vegas for his birthday and shovel snow off the moon.

by Matty O November 24, 2007


Bam, Zoom, Straight to the Moon

The use of space travel as a metaphor for beating your wife.

Ralph: One of these days Alice...one of these days, bam, zoom, straight to the moon.

Alice: Right Ralph, right.

by Hank Tofferston June 17, 2009

100๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Moon creator blast off

It is the act of when an individual bends over and rips their buttcheeks off whilst you vigorously shat in another persons face

โ€œYea did you see John, he pulled the fatest moon creator blast off in mikes faceโ€

by Dumbuldore III January 31, 2019


eat shit and bark at the moon

1. You're a bitch and not worth my time. Usually in response to an unreasonable request.

Man 1: Can you do my paper for me?
Man 2: Eat shit and bark at the moon.

by candorsmayhem October 12, 2007

98๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Eat Shit & Bark at the moon

This quote is often used when telling someone off...
Basically, your calling them a dog.

" I'm done with you... Go EAT SHIT & BARK AT THE MOON...!"

by That Crazy Fat Girl December 20, 2016

13๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


stay wild moon child

something to say to a person when you never want them to change. Mostly a crazy person who is feeling down or is been bullied.

"Today Harper called me a weirdo." I said to my mom. She looked at me, her green eyes puzzled . She snuggled me and said "Stay wild moon child."

by SleekBaeLOL January 24, 2018

47๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dark Side of the Half Moon

When you eat a chick out doggie style and you lick her from clit to butthole and everything in between.

I bent that chick over and liked her from clit to butthole. Ate that shit Dark Side of the Half Moon!

by Landonanddanielle March 26, 2017