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When you're trying to do a Canadian log jam and you have diarrhea.
I was trying to give the old lady Canadian log jam. Unfortunately I had diarrhea and she got sprayed with the Canadian wood chipper
The main character in the school for good and evil series. Agatha is an amazing character with a witch-like aesthetic.
person A (is some simp): I want to marry agatha of woods beyond.
person B: say what, now?
Masturbating, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, beating off
Sorry I'm late, I was barking at the wood waffle.
One of the tens of thousands alternate sayings of masturbating your morning erection
"How often are you Shaving The Morning Wood?"
"Every Other Day"
Petrified wood (from the Greek root petro meaning "rock" or "stone"; literally "wood turned into stone") is the name given to a special type of fossilized remains of terrestrial vegetation.
Have you seen any petrified wood/rock? I can't find it anywhere!
A woman from the north country that is cold in all the wrong places.
I tried to get the Warrensberg woods witch phone number but that cold hearted witch turned me down.
Bland; boring; monotoned; white caucaudacity ; people who are named Marie are like this.
Marie is so aggravating. Her personality is like a wet piece of wood