Booty Zoot

That piece of rolled up toilet paper that you find in your bum crack.

I walked into the toilet cubicle and saw a Booty Zoot laying on the floor. Grim.

Booty relish

The condiment of choice for eating a girl's booty like the groceries. Whether it be mustard, crushed Oreos or Nutella.

I tongue punched this girl's fartbox last night and inhaled like 900 calories of booty relish. Time to hit the gym.

Booty Munchkins

When you have tiny shit turds

"I just took a poop and it felt like it was gonna be huge but I just had a case of BOOTY MUNCHKINS".

mushroom booty

A girl with a perfectly round ass

gd, u see here mushroom booty? That bitch round af!

Booty Den

1. Any location where sexual activity is planned to occur.

2. A location where sexual activity commonly occurs.

Our bachelor party has a luxurious Booty Den upstairs.

scoop the booty

When you're making out with your girlfriend and you cup your hands under her butt and lift up practically lifting her up too.

My girlfriend loves it when I cuff my hands under her butt and scoop the booty!

Bootie & the Blowhard

Nickname for pop culture and musical genius power couple Kim & Kanye

Did you see Bootie & the Blowhard on TMZ last night?